Noah's Ark Review

Hey to my fellow Veggie-Heads! A new chapter of VeggieTales has begun and I'm incredibly excited to be bringing you my review on the fantastic new episode Noah's Ark! Now, let's get on board! (I couldn't resist.)

(Also: thanks to DWA TV for the advance copy!)

The first thing you might notice is the new reincarnation of the intro. It's overall very similar to the 2010-2014 one, but now Bob and Larry are going it solo. I'll admit, I've gotten used to Jimmy and Jerry coming in on the second verse, but the intro is no less enjoyable. Seeing Bob and Larry with their new looks is really cool, and the fact they're doing this on their own reminds me a lot of the original intro. But perhaps the best thing about the new intro is that, instead of a clip show, they show off a variety of "photos" of each episode's cover art throughout the years, which makes me so nostalgic. It's a lovely reminder of how far they've come, and how many wonderful episodes they've made! I'm guessing once they get some more episodes under their belt in the new style, they'll go back to the clip show format, but this is definitely a preferred method over just using clips from this episode alone.

We also get to see the new countertop! I just adore how Bob and Larry subtly comment on each other's new looks. Larry did mention on an interview with NewReleaseTuesday.com that working out brought out the color in his eyes :) Oh, and Qwerty hasn't changed a bit! But the elephant in the room isn't all of the new looks, it actually is an elephant -- because the first episode of this new era is Noah's Ark! And it's the only Noah's Ark retelling thus far to be told from Shem's point of view and to involve a giant squid and several flying machines. (I do like how they get it off the bat real fast that these things are all Larry's additions. Smart plan when you want to avoid confusing younger viewers.) Anyhow, off the countertop and onto the story itself!

While Bob and Larry being on the cover seems to make this episode appear to be about them, it's actually Shem who's at center stage. Shem, played by the awesome Wayne Brady, has big plans. Having just come off his honeymoon with his new wife, Sadie, Shem is full of ideas for their new home. But he doesn't expect to find that his dad built an ark while they were gone. This new perspective is absolutely a breath of fresh air and is one of the most original concepts I've ever seen. Shem reacts a lot like we would in this situation. Noah and the rest of the family just go with what God says, but Shem can't help but wonder if maybe his plan would be better. Throughout the story, Shem finds himself having doubts one way or another, and it's only when he allows himself to trust God that he's able to understand why His plan is perfect. Aside from the excellent storytelling method Shem helps execute, he is absolutely hilarious. He's witty, real, and appropriately sarcastic at times. Honestly, I would not mind if Shem became a permanent character on the show :)

And of course, it would be wrong of me not to talk more about Shem's better half, Sadie, played by the awesome Jaci Velasquez. Sadie is a constant source of support and encouragement for Shem. She's sweet-natured, bubbly, and trusting -- but she can be tough when she needs to be! I love that VT decided to give the unnamed wives of Noah's sons some real personality and make them more than just a few supporting characters.

Thinking about characters, I was very interested in seeing how the rest of the roles would be filled. After watching In the House for a while, I've gotten used to each character's new, unique personality, which can make it sort of hard to visualize what it would look like for them to don new personalities and costumes for their characters. Ultimately, each veggie stays pretty true to his or her ITH characterization, but Big Idea has sprinkled in some new personality traits to make them uniquely the characters of Noah and his family. It will definitely be interesting to see over time how some characters might play certain roles, like the next time Larry plays a hero-type character, after being his playful, silly self so much lately. But really, the differences are minute and don't take away for a second the joy, creativity, and excellent storytelling VT has always brought to the table.

Then there's the music! There's an ark-load of songs in this one, and each one of them is fantastic. And when you throw in Mr. Brady and Miss Velasquez's singing voices, you've got something super special. The songs, written by Drew Fornarola and Marshall Pailet, are so well done and really give a unique sound to this episode. The overall musical stylings of this one really feels like a throwback to the classic VT Bible stories. I can't help but love that VeggieTales hasn't let go of their musical roots! :D

Speaking of songs, we also are getting the new era's first Silly Song, My Golden Egg! Only Larry would take an Easter egg hunt this seriously, as he goes all Indiana-Jones on it as he searches for that prized golden egg. The song has a great rhythm, clever lyrics, and of course, a few well-placed Indy nods -- like with the French Peas as background-singer jungle tribesmen! But Larry just might let that treasure slip out from under his nose amidst the catchy song... or will he? Either way, I really want a chocolate egg right now, and Easter's not for another month!

Fact is, there's a lot I could go on and on about; the adorable animals, the fantastic character animation, all of the effects, the funny gags and one-liners... but I don't want to forget to talk about the beautiful truth of this episode.

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Between being stuck in the rain for forty days and being stuck on the ark a year afterward, Shem finds himself desperate to chart his own course. But when he actually listens to God and allows himself to trust His promises, he finds himself playing an unexpected role in God's plan. In the end, Shem finally understands what it means to embrace what God wants for his future. I think it's safe to say we all have times in our lives when we'd rather be in control, and when we don't understand the hardships and frustrations around us. But isn't it amazing just how much God loves us, and how perfect the course He charts for us is? Noah's Ark is a beautiful reminder of both those truths, and it's an absolutely no-questions five-star episode! Well done, Big Idea! 

You'll never see the story the same way again... and that's not a bad thing!

GMUS & <3sUVM,
- Chandler

News On Noah + Jaci Velasquez Interview!

Hey, Veggie fans! There's been quite a flurry of news coming out regarding the first DVD release of the new VT era, Noah's Ark! Read on for some of my own thoughts on this exciting next chapter!

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When I first heard that the next episode would be a new retelling of the Noah story, I was a little surprised; didn't they already retell this Bible story on Minnesota Cuke and the Search For Noah's Umbrella? On the commentary for that episode, it was stated that the Minnesota Cuke episodes worked well for retelling darker Bible stories (it's not all rainbows and fuzzy animals, you know), so I wasn't expecting them to try Noah again. But the more I've heard about this new approach, the more excited I am for it. Plus, the first VeggieTales movie concept before Jonah was about Noah's ark, so I'm curious if this episode will have any similarities to that earlier concept. But in any case, it's appropriate that this episode is going back to where the show began -- retelling Bible stories in a fun, fresh way! So, I can say with great certainty that Noah has me excited for more reasons than one.

The first thing that I'm definitely looking forward to is that they're doing this up as a musical. Of course, VT has always rocked at doing musicals, as no episode to date has been without a song (or two or three), but I think the boat-bound musical subgenre is an especially fun way to flip the story of Noah around a bit. A little less "doomsday" and a bit more "Anchors Aweigh"!

Another thing I'm very excited for is that this episode's got a couple of amazing voices on board: Wayne Brady and Jaci Velasquez! They will be playing Noah's son, Shem, and his wife, Sadie. I'm seriously excited, because Wayne Brady is a hilarious actor and an epic singer, and Jaci Velasquez is an amazing singer and radio show host! I love Shem and Sadie's character designs, and I think they'll fit in perfectly into the VT world. I really love how many great actors and singers have been showing up in VT lately, from Rob Paulsen and Tress MacNeille's roles on In the House to Terry Crews's stellar performance as Bruce Onion in Celery Night Fever! Phil and Mike can do perfectly on their own, but it's always great seeing the Veggie world expanded :)

And I'd be completely wrong if I didn't mention how adorable these animals are. I'm impressed since the massive amount of fur was apparently the reason why the Noah film didn't fly in the first place. I don't yet know what company's doing their animation, whether it will still be Huhu or if Bardel will take over. Bardel's work with furry creatures in DWA's Puss in Boots and King Julien series has proved to be awesome, so they'll look great if they go that route. Either way, I'm really glad that VT is in a place now where they try something technologically that they couldn't do ten years ago!

One of the things I'm most curious about with this new chapter is what the format will be like. I've already heard they're reanimating the original intro to fit the new style, so that's definitely going to be exciting to see come to life. Will they ever give Larry a break on that tuba so he doesn't nearly pass out? (Probably not!) In addition, we'll likely get to see the new countertop and hopefully Qwerty too (though I'm not entirely sure on this, considering there isn't a Qwerty in ITH's kitchen, but we'll have to wait and see). It'll be interesting to see how these new versions of the crew we've gotten to know in ITH will translate to a regular VT episode format.

Finally, I'm very much looking forward to seeing their spin on the lesson. Noah's Umbrella chose to talk about having the confidence to do what God wants us to do, while the new Noah is a lesson in trusting God. I really like the twist they've come up with... I could easily see Noah and his folks having some questions about God's plan in the midst of that massive flood. So, that really works well as this episode's moral, finding something unique to set it apart from the already awesome Minnesota Cuke.

And if nothing I've said has you pumped up yet, this interview with Sadie herself, Jaci Velasquez, ought to! (Thanks, DWA TV!) Read on.

Why did you want to make a VeggieTales movie?

VeggieTales is like the Mecca of our house – I’ve got two little boys, and they cannot get enough VeggieTales. So, to be a part of this is just a wonderful thing for me. My husband and I like to sing to our kids, but they could care less – it’s to the point where we’ll sing and practice a song with them while we’re giving them baths and they’ll plug their ears and say, “Mommy, Daddy! Stop!” To be part of VeggieTales and do something for the first time that my kids might actually enjoy is wonderful.

The story of Noah and his ark has been told many times. What makes the VeggieTales version different?

Well, I’m pretty sure it will be the only version with singing vegetables and a giant squid! I think it was pretty brave of VeggieTales to take on the story of Noah because it is so familiar – but they make it feel completely new. The animals are absolutely adorable, and there’s so much comedy; I’ve always thought VeggieTales movies were funny, but this one is really funny. They’ve also really discovered something important about the story, because Noah’s Ark is about patience, trusting and believing. Kids need to understand those things. Whatever we pour into our children is what will pour out of them – what they learn as children is what they will be as adults. We are planting seeds in their hearts and souls, and it’s important for them to understand that God has a purpose and a plan. We don’t always understand it, and we have to trust in it. That’s a big lesson, and Noah’s Ark helps parents start to teach it.

Who is your favorite VeggieTales character?

Sorry to be so typically “normal,” but it’s always Larry! I love Madame Blueberry, as well, but really… Larry. He just makes you happy. He makes you laugh. It’s like he’s every kid you’ve ever known, but he’s not – because he’s a vegetable!

Why do you think VeggieTales has been so popular for so long?

I think parents want good entertainment for their kids, especially in the world we live in. You know, human beings are born knowing how to do the wrong thing, but we need to be taught how to do the right thing, and what better way to do that than through entertainment? As a mom, I know that it can get really overwhelming to try to teach kids everything they need to know. You say prayers with them at night, you read books with them, you take them to Sunday school – but that’s only one day a week. So it helps to have entertainment that teaches them the truth and that teaches them fundamental things about life. As a parent, VeggieTales gives me such gratitude!

 

Definitely looking forward to seeing this one and talking about it in my review! Until then...

GMUS & <3sUVM

- Chandler

Eye On The Tiger: Perseverance For The New Year!

We're at the end of the first month of the new year, and so begs the question... how are your resolutions? Or if not resolutions, your goals? Your promises to yourself? I know at the beginning of the year, we often feel like we can take on the world. But after a while, it starts to feel hard, or after not getting what we wanted fast enough, we start losing hope.

Well, I know for a fact that there's a VeggieTales episode for you -- Sumo of the Opera! I know this because I've energized myself many times by singing, "A Sumo Can't Go Wrong"! We all need to be reminded to persevere and keep on keepin' on, and this episode is one of the best reminders! 

So, if you're having a case of the Mondays, feeling overwhelmed by work or school, or really don't want to attend that fitness class, here's a breakdown of the most epic training montage known to Veggie-kind to make you smile and get you pumped!

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Fueled by young Hadrian's drive and an awesome song by the sumo men's choir, Scallion goes from quitting to keeping his eye on the tiger, both metaphorically and literally! 

(C'mon, there's not one of you out there who doesn't want that tiger bike...)

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Then that rock music kicks in and Scallion's takin' it to the escalators! Look at that determination on his face... he's got his head in the game as he scales that metal mountain!

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Sit-ups. Not fun, but a necessary part of his journey. Also, major props to the fact he's doing this without arms or legs.

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Can Scallion do it? Yes he can! Sorry.

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Just look at him... takin' it like a champ! Some days we hit the recycling bag, and some days the recycling bag hits us. What matters is getting up again!

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He does some more sit-ups, more can crushing, and then... something epic happens. He blows a massive recycling bag up! #Winning

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And look at him eat that sushi! AND the "all you can eat" sign! Now that is perseverance, 'cause I'm not sure people who like sushi could stand eating that much at once -- not even sumo wrestlers who like sushi could eat that much!

(If you're a sumo wrestler who likes sushi and could eat this much, feel free to correct me)

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Watch him own those cans! Scallion is a serious boss!

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His skills with the mop make us green with envy... and maybe with motion sickness, too...

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And when we succeed and come out victorious... no feeling could be greater! :D

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So, whatever you're fighting, whatever you're working for, don't give up and don't lose hope. Because however it ends, you're a winner in God's eyes. And that's a feeling as welcome as flowers that bloom in the spring!

GMUS & <3sUVM
- Chandler

10 Reasons To Love VeggieTales In The House!

Most of you are probably aware by now that a new chapter in the history of VeggieTales is starting this Wednesday on Netflix. It's a sad thing to me that many people have mixed opinions on the new series. But having myself seen the first episode (thanks, DWA TV!), I can reassure you that if you love VT (and I know you do), you will still love In the House! And I'm here to present my review as a spoiler-free top ten list to show you why!

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1. The Character Designs
I know, I know... this is what people are having mixed opinions about! But as I stated on my previous post on In the House, the designs, while different, are actually really fun and charming! My favorite redesigns belong to Jerry, Petunia, Junior, and Pa. It wouldn't have normally thought eyes would look good on Pa Grape, but his new design is adorable! He reminds me of The Mayor in The Powerpuff Girls! :D 

All of the designs are delightful and well thought-out, and tied together with the great voice acting and beautiful animation, it makes for a seriously amazing show! I understand it'll take some getting used to for some, but it most likely won't take long for these "fresh" veggies to steal our hearts the way they have for decades.

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2. The Music
Songs and VeggieTales go together like baby carrots and ranch dip, and if you were worried that they would skimp on that in ITH, you have nothing to worry about! Every episode has a fun, Silly Song-worthy tune that still maintains the charm of the classic episodes' songs!

Oh, and the new theme song -- talk about catchy! The ITH theme is upbeat and a whole lot of fun, delivering an new sound to the show that still holds to its roots. Plus, Scott Krippayne worked on it, so that should be enough to get you excited! (What... just me?) 

Anyway, the new musicians at the helm, Terry Scott Taylor and Robert Watson, really capture the spirit and sound of the Veggies we've always known in a whole new way!

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3. The Art Direction Overall
There is so much detail in the big, big world our Veggies call home! The new artists, with Joe Spadaford's guidance and supervision, have created a whole new world surrounding the countertop that is just too amazing, right down to building the house's exterior itself! All of the locales are just loaded with attention to detail -- Pa Grape's shop being one of the most detailed of the bunch. And not a single prop has been reused from the original series; it's quite the feat to build everything from scratch! 

And if we need any more reasons to love it, the design overall calls back to the earliest VT episodes, with a wonky, slightly lopsided charm that one might remember from Junior's bedroom or LarryBoy's mansion. Along with the character designs, the artists on this show have made it truly a visual delight!

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4. The Laughs
The trailer showcased on the Beauty and the Beet DVD was chock-full of comic action and hilarious slapstick humor. But if you were worried that the physical humor would tilt the balance between slapstick and one-liners, that is far from the case! One of the funniest lines I've ever heard in recent VeggieTales history was in the first five minutes of the first episode! The humor remains as it always has with VT, just a little faster-paced and bringing in a very wacky sense of comic action that kids (as well as adults) will love!

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5. The New Characters
It may not seem that the VT cast has changed much, but a few new faces have already made their debut thus far. Aside from a very colorful array of background characters, with some corn and broccoli in the mix, in the first two episodes, we mainly meet Ichabeezer and Rooney. 

Do not be confused, Ichabeezer isn't Mr. Nezzer, despite the resemblance. He's a bit more of a grumpy old man than Nezzer is -- though I could definitely see them being related. If he sounds a lot like Mr. Beet, that's because he is indeed voiced by the great Rob Paulsen! Ichabeezer is very practical, kinda gruff, and good at nailing the occasional bit of sarcasm (nothing VT wouldn't do already, of course). I do miss seeing Nezzer around, but Ichabeezer's an easy character to love (even if he doesn't want to come off that way). We also get to meet his olive-hound Rooney! I can't help but adore the concept they came up with, and they made quite the endearing character out of him! Boy, does that Rooney love fetch... a little too much, perhaps, for Ichabeezer, as you will see XD

And while other new characters are currently unknown, we do get some new approaches to the original cast with new voices, including Petunia, Laura, and Madame Blueberry, who all happen to be voiced by the great Tress MacNeille!

Petunia still keeps her roots as a very confident but kind girl, and I love the way she's played out in these first two episodes. She comes off in a way that makes her seem like she'd got it all together, but that trailer proves that she'll have a few off-moments :P I could talk more about Laura, but she overall hasn't changed as much, except that she's a bit more bubbly and excitable, which makes her all the more adorable. Madame Blueberry, however, has perhaps changed the most. Ms. MacNeille has made Madame a bit less French and more of a high-society lady, which is still very in touch with her character. Her role has been one of the most enjoyable to watch, especially since she's one of the main characters in the second episode.

All in all, the characters may have changed in looks and in voice, but they are still true to who they've been since '95, '98, and '05, and I can't help but love them.

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6. The Animation
I know I've already mentioned this, but the animation really is great! It's very fluid, fast-paced, and dripping with charm and personality. What you might not've thought about concerning the new character designs is that they're actually made to animate a bit more realistically in some ways. Not that the original models weren't realistic at all, but the characters were also built differently back then. Larry's super bouncy personality is accentuated perfectly with the "bounciness" of the character animation! This dynamic, cartoony feel just suits VeggieTales to a T!

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7. The Pacing
ITH's faster pace is really a great thing. Not that there was anything wrong with the 45-minuters, of course. But ITH's pace works well for the shorter episode lengths, as well as for the overall feel of the show. That cartoony, or as Phil Vischer described in a video posted on the official VT Facebook, Tom and Jerry-like, vibe just makes the show all the more fun, and will definitely appeal to kids and parents alike. While some longtime VT fans may need to get used to this zippy approach, I think you'll get a feel for it after a couple episodes.

Plus, did I mention the well-placed goofy sound effects they use? Like that bit in the trailer where Bob and Larry's scream is a chicken squawk? I'm sorry, but I think that's pretty hilarious!

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8. The Heart
Of course, all this great comedy, art, and storytelling would be nothing without the heart. And ITH does not skimp! The first two episodes artfully teach about responsibility and the power of words in a way that only VT can do. They weave these truths into each episode masterfully and oh-so-originally! And there is no shortage of Bible verses, which I know we're all glad for after VeggieTales on TV tended to cut them out. These moments of honesty mixed in amidst the laughs make for a truly strong-hearted cartoon, not just your everyday Looney Tunes fare. Not that there's anything wrong with comedy for comedy's sake, of course... but we need our "veggies", too!

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9. The Exposure
Just think about this for a second: ITH is a Netflix exclusive right now. One of a handful of Christian-value-based programs on the service. Imagine how much exposure the show will get! How many kids and parents who may've never seen or heard of VT who will see it! How many lives just might be changed, even in a small way, because of this! Wow! ITH's new home on Netflix is the perfect place for it to be :)

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10. The Quintessential Truth
Even though the show is structured differently than the 45-minuters, they always end with the most important truth, the one that VT has been saying since its beginning: 

"God made you special, and He loves you very much!" 

That is awesome.

So yes, I am more than excited now to be a part of this new era of VeggieTales! I can hardly wait to see more episodes in the near future as Bob and Larry take over their house... and houses all over the world! I hope I've helped in getting you truly excited for this seriously fun show! That's all the time I have for today, so remember...

GMUS & <3sUVM,
- Chandler

Beauty And The Beet Review

Hey to all my fellow Veggie fans out there! I'm thrilled to be coming to you today with my first VT review!

Today is the everywhere release date of the newest episode Beauty and the Beet, and I'm here to give you the [spoiler-free] dish on this modern take on a "tale as old as time"!

(Thanks, DWA TV, for the advance copy!)

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This episode introduces to us a family band known as The VeggieTones, whose road to fame hits a bump and lands them stuck in an old hotel run by a beast of a guy named Mr. Beet. But I'm getting ahead of myself... let's talk about the VeggieTones, and of course, our lead, Mirabelle.

 

I adore the VeggieTones' pop-country vibe, something unique and fun to add to VT's long list of musical styles. And I'm not sure they would've had that vibe without the band's lead singer -- and manager Larry Dill's youngest daughter -- Mirabelle, voiced by Kellie Pickler. I'd never heard Kellie Pickler's musical stylings prior to this, but clearly she's super talented both as a singer and actress. She not only brings an amazing amount of heart and soul to the wonderful songs, but also to Mirabelle's character. The opening number, "Show You Love", is a really fun, catchy-but-honest tune, paving the path for the story to come as we watch the VeggieTones go from hometown hits to rising stars at Vegetable Square Garden. (Don't you just love those puns? This episode has a ton of produce puns in the first few minutes alone!)

 

The first time we see Mirabelle off-stage, it's clear that she's indeed "strange but special" in the eyes of most (cookies for whoever picks up on all the Disney references in this review). While her sisters let the stagehands do the work of moving their instruments, Mirabelle readily lends a hand. But this is far from the only thing that makes this sweet potato such a sweetheart. Her character is just so genuine and real, which is especially seen as she continually shows kindness to Mr. Beet throughout the story. At the same time, she's not made out to be impossibly perfect. This might sound kind of weird, but I love that she and Mr. Beet have an argument. Mirabelle's honest and direct about her feelings on Mr. Beet's attitude, but she never once renounces the love she shows him, even in the midst of that frustrating confrontation. She makes it clear that she's not perfect, and because God loves her despite her imperfections, she's able to love others despite their imperfections. Mirabelle is a role model, y'all!

 

Then there's that beet, Finnegan J. Beet III. I had no idea what to expect of him -- after all, what would a Veggie variation of such a ferocious character as The Beast look like? But I was hugely impressed by the character they put together! When the VeggieTones are stuck at the old hotel, low on funds and their bus out of commission, the employees welcome them openly. But their manager, Mr. Beet, is not in a mood to listen, not interested in giving handouts, and pretty much makes it clear the only way the family's staying is if they work. He comes off so unlikable at first, just not having it, not caring, and only his cleverly timed sarcasm makes his personality at all appealing (well, his awesome voice actor, the great Rob Paulsen, helps too). But then Mirabelle comes along, convincing Mr. Beet to take a couple of singing lessons from her. And from there on, things slowly start to change -- the Beet's attitude, Mirabelle's impression of him, and even the run-down hotel itself!

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I really love how Big Idea put their own unique spin on this familiar tale and the truth at the heart of it. Without hopefully giving too much away, Beauty and the Beet doesn't center around romantic love specifically (not that there's anything wrong with that), but a broader kind of love that is relatable to all of us. The bond that ultimately forms between Mirabelle and Finnegan is honest and real, and it gives me some serious warm fuzzies. With the episode's thrilling climax and heartfelt ending, its message of real, unconditional love is absolutely beautiful. There's nothing I can do to not give this episode a full-on five star review. Well done, Big Idea, well done. 

 

Yes, this episode truly has it all. The set pieces and lighting are just gorgeous; the character animation could not be more perfect; the songs are truly top-notch ("Love is the Song" is perhaps my favorite); there are some outrageously funny moments and lines... just the usual VeggieTales awesomeness! And as an extra musical bonus, we also get a pop-rockin' VeggieTones take on "Deck the Halls" to get us excited for the Christmas season!

 

Oh and speaking of songs, I have to talk about the new Silly Song, "Mac and Cheese"! It's a delightfully bouncy opera of Larry's grandparents, whose accidental meet-cute gave us the cheesy pasta dish we have today. Larry gets dressed up in a lot of historical outfits in this goodie as he portrays his grandfather -- and almost everyone else in his cucumber family! It's a lovely little Romeo-and-Juliet tale told with VT-style silliness, as two warring families come together with macaroni, cheese, and true love. (Bet you never thought you'd hear that sentence, did you?) I say it's a pretty grate addition to the Silly Song roster! Sorry, that was pretty... cheesy! 

 

(I could really go for some blue-box Kraft right about now...)

 

But in all seriousness, Beauty and the Beet is super fun and a sweet reminder of how we can love others as God loves us. So, go buy it now if you haven't yet -- I'm "certain as the sun rising in the east" that you'll love it! 

 

(OK, that last reference was a little over-the-top...)

 

GMUS & <3sUVM,

- Chandler

Dance, Dance, Yeah! VT's Top 10 "Gourds" Of The Dance

For a show whose target audience (for the most part) was not born when disco was a thing, VeggieTales has had the 70s dance element in many of their episodes and songs -- even right down to the Bob & Larry Sing the 70s album! And being a girl with a penchant for oldies, I love that they keep that disco beat going -- all the way to now, as Celery Night Fever is less than a week away from arriving on the dance floor!

So, in anticipation, I thought it'd be fun to take a look back on some of VT's grooviest "gourds" of the dance. And that's far from difficult, considering the veggies have been dancing since the day Larry first stepped out with his tuba :) I've selected and ranked ten of the all-time best dancers in the VT world for your enjoyment! Let's get our groove on, shall we?

(Note: I highly recommend listening to the Bob & Larry Sing The 70's while you're reading this)

#10: Barbara Manatee

 

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For an aquatic mammal without legs (not to mention a plushie), Barbara moves like magic when she does the tango with Larry. And if you've seen the live show where they have a guy and girl do the tango in costume, you know she gets extra cool points for that number :)

#9: Gary, Greg, and Bruce, The Ducklings

 

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Take notes, friends: these are ducklings doing a little barbershop song-and-dance here. These adorable little guys deserve major cred for their moves! But perhaps we should give that credit to Gelato... their Dad taught them well!

#8: The Scallions

 

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These guys just have an awesome group dynamic in their dances. I love their rhythm and groove in "Oh No!" and their rap moves in the "Salesmunz Rap"! Swindlers and bad guys they may be, but they definitely got the moves.

 

#7: Dad Rock Monster

 

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If you're going to have a song about you, being an awesome dancer is kinda mandatory. The Dad Rock Monster had no problem with that! He's amazingly flexible for a guy made of rocks. All his moves in this music video well... rock! #TerriblePuns

#6: Junior Asparagus

 

Image credit: my own DVD.

Among other awesome dances, he can tap dance without having feet. That's what I call skills...

#5: Awful Alvin

 

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Not including Alvin would be completely wrong. Being able to use one's roots as arms and legs make dancing even easier to do when you're a veggie, and he definitely makes good use of those limbs! Alvin's "Villainous Dance of Villainy" is some kinda funky -- and when Lampy joins in, they just "shimmy with badness!"

#4: Jean-Claude & Philippe

 

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These two might not be the first characters to come to your mind when you think of VT's best dancers, but they do have their own segment, "The Latest Dance Craze with Jean-Claude and Philippe." The fact that these two are already on the pulse of what's popular says something. Not to mention that they're basically heads -- it takes an awful lot of skill to dance without arms, legs, or much of a body! If "The Hopperena" isn't enough proof, just watch them on "Keep Walking" or "Steak and Shrimp"; these two put us limbed beings to shame!

#3: Khalil

 

Image credit: my own DVD.

Khalil is a caterpillar-worm of many talents. Rug salesman, rapper, dead ringer for Don Knotts, skilled metalworker. But his motivation tapes should've also said something among the lines of, "You are a great dancer," because that he is!

#2: Jimmy Gourd/Dr. Jiggle/Mr. Sly

 

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It would be a crime not to mention the star of Dr. Jiggle and Mr. Sly in this lineup! Jimmy's got groove, peeps. And while we love Dr. Jiggle for who he is, we must applaud the fact he's doing that dance in an spleen-bruising leisure suit. Off the show, he's still a legit disco veggie, as he's the host of the roller rink party on the 70s album and the main vocals on "Funky Town." What can we say? Gourds just wanna have fun! (Wrong era, I know... but the 80s album's awesome too!)

 

#1: Larry The Cucumber

 

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It was hard to pick the #1 dancer, but Larry was kind of the only one who can hold this spot. He's like butter on a bald monkey -- all the vegetables wish to dance as he! And he's been doing it since the beginning! I believe that the #1 spot belongs to the master of silliness, Larry the Cucumber himself!

So, what do you think? Who do you think should've taken the top spot? How would you've ranked them?

 

Anyway, if these dancing veggies haven't gotten you excited yet, here's the trailer for Celery Night Fever to help you get in a groovy mood!

 

 

GMUS&<3sUVM

- Chandler

A Chat With Larry And Archibald (For Realz!)

So, depending on how long you've been a VeggieTales fan, you might've heard of Big Idea's old magazine What's The Big Idea? It was one of the best magazines ever, and I so wish Big Idea would revive it someday down the road! WTBI had games and coloring pages, of course, but it also had lots of behind-the-scenes articles, a fan art page, and all sorts of cool VT stuff for all ages! 

I was fortunate enough to dig up an old issue in recent years. One especially fun part of that issue was an interview with Larry the Cucumber and Archibald Asparagus on Larry-Boy and the Rumor Weed, in anticipation of its release. It's absolutely hilarious, and it makes me really miss this great publication -- especially considering Big Idea evidently planned to do a new magazine back in '06 but never did (evidenced by a DVD insert ad, I believe). But I'm happy to share it with all of you!

So, here's the original interview, written down from the long-since-recycled old July '99 WTBI! Read on!

"Recently, What's The Big Idea? had the opportunity to sit down with the stars of the latest VeggieTales video, Larry-Boy and the Rumor Weed (and the latest audio release, Larry-Boy: The Soundtrack). Grab some popcorn, sit by a roaring fire, and discover what Larry-Boy and Archibald, aka Alfred, have to say about their latest releases.

WTBI: You two are starring in the second Larry-Boy video this summer. What was it like to be doing a sequel?

LB: Umm... I guess it's kind of like having a pet pig who has a bunch of different brothers who want to come and visit. The first pig brother comes, and maybe his name is Dennis. He's nice, but he eats all your food and he gets your carpet dirty. Then another pig brother comes and maybe his name is William. Well, William is even bigger and he eats your lawn, breaks your dishes, and squeezes the toothpaste from the middle. Then you tell your pet pig that his brothers are a bunch of pigs... and he says, 'oink, oink, oink.' Then you remember, 'Oh, yeah! They're pigs...' That's kind of like being a superhero and doing sequels.

AA: What?

LB: I'm using my superhero powers to make an analogy.

AA: Perhaps you could use them to make sense.

LB: What?

AA: I loved doing this sequel! I was able to design and build a brand-new Larry-Mobile, come to the rescue, and perform my own stunts! What more could a butler ask for?!

LB: Wait... it was like having the eye of the tiger and fighting Mr. T, and then having the wrath of Khan and fighting Mr. Rourke.

WTBI: Uh... yes. Tell me, were there any big differences on the set compared to the first Larry-Boy video?

LB: Oh, yeah. On the first set, there was a big fib, on the second set, there was a big weed. That made a big difference in the catering. The fib liked chicken and ribs. The weed pretty much just ate peat moss. I'm not a big fan of peat moss.

AA: There was vastly superior technology in the Larry-Mobile second time around. Global positioning, boring mechanisms, airbags. We had a lot of technical support people running around. I think there may have even been a chap from NASA taking notes. Plus, all that peat moss.

LB: ...I hope we never do a show with a giant fly.

WTBI: I see. Archibald, you play the part of Alfred, Larry-Boy's butler. Do you have any exciting scenes of your own in the next video?

AA: Exciting?! Such excitement is seldom seen! I am able to ride my motor scooter down a dirt road, give crucial operating instructions to Larry-Boy over an advanced 2-way radio, and do battle with a giant weed!

LB: You didn't do battle with it, it picked you up and whipped you around like a wet noodle.

AA: WHAT? I will not be compared to a wet noodle.

LB: OK, it picked you up and whipped you around like a wet crumpet.

AA: That's better.

WTBI: Tell us more about the Larry-Boy costume. Is it uncomfortable?

LB: Well... since I'm a superhero, I can handle it. But try dipping yourself in wax and doing sit-ups... or jogging in rubber boots with no socks... or dancing in a zip-lock tuxedo. Get the picture?

WTBI: Quite clearly. Now, Archie, what was your first big break in acting?

AA: Shakespeare in the park. I was the dagger in Macbeth.

WTBI: Larry-Boy, after your last movie you mentioned something about a new line of Larry-Boy action figures. Any news on that?

LB: Well, now they've got that cushy little bean bag Larry-Boy and that's pretty cool. But I'm waiting for the plastic. You know you're a real superhero when you're plastic. It's kind of like being inducted into the superhero hall of fame. The day a kid pulls me out of a six-piece chicken nuggets meal and finds a stray french fry in one of my super-suction ears will be my best day ever.

WTBI: OK... There's a lot of talk about the new Larry-Mobile. Can you tell us about it?

AA: A splendid piece of machinery. A mechanical work of art. It can drive, it can fly, it can bore through solid granite.

LB: And solid peat moss.

AA: ...Yes.

LB: It even has an air bag and a crumple frame. Hey Archie, did you ever notice "crumple" sounds like 'crumpet'? I want a car with a crumpet frame.

WTBI: Let's see, next question -- what do you like most about the story in Larry-Boy and the Rumor Weed?

LB: I liked how Junior and Laura learned that spreading bad words about people can really cause a lot of trouble, but that when we say nice things about people, good things happen!

AA: I like how, at the end, I wasn't eaten by that giant weed.

WTBI: So what else is in the future for LarryBoy's career?

AA: I'd say another newly refurbished Larry-Mobile and enhanced communication devices.

LB: With a crumpet frame?

AA: We'll see...

LB: I think I'm going to learn how to fire both of my super-suction ears off at the same time, I just need to work on my concentration. And I'd like a new bike... and a pony. Uh, wait... what was the question?

WTBI: Never mind."

Hmm... LarryBoy and the Giant Fly... has a certain ring to it!
 

Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed! :)

GMUS&<3sUVM
- Chandler

VegTrek: VeggieTales' History In Space & Sci-Fi

So, it's common knowledge that Veggies in Space was an incredibly awesome episode of VT -- no surprise there :) Excitement! Laughs! So many sci-fi references I can't count them all! And on top of that, a fresh, fun look at sharing and generosity!

But if you're fairly new to VT, you may not know that The Fennel Frontier was hardly their first voyage into the sci-fi genre; the veggies have been taking it to the galaxy for some time now, in both actual space travel and in science fiction references. 

So, I've gone through my VT DVDs so we can take a look back on what you could call the VeggieTales space race. We begin a long time ago in a small animation company far, far away...

The Gourds Must Be Crazy (1995)

 

Image credit: my own DVD.

 

Yes, that's what the original U.S.S. Applepies looked like. And it still is an impressive feat of CG considering it was the third-ever VT episode.

In this episode, Junior and the crew learned to look past superficial perceptions of others when two "crazy" gourds saved the ship from a killer popcorn meteor. Not only did those gourds go on to become a permanent part of the VT troupe, we seriously would not have Scooter the Carrot if this awesome episode never came to be -- he was our Scotty!

Perhaps one of the coolest things to me about this episode (aside from the iconic tune, "I Can Be Your Friend") is that is subtly ties into Veggies in Space. Though that connection begs a question; we know that Scooter retired from the Applepies, where are Jimmy and Jerry working now? Well, either at the Bumblyburg Science Labs, modeling pants on the Veggie Shopping Network, or exploring planets like at the beginning of Veggies in Space. 

Either way, the Applepies crew owes their lives to those two who got "Meet Me At St. Louis" stuck in our heads :)

 

Larry-Boy And The Fib From Outer Space! (1997)

 

Image credit: my own DVD.

 

Considering their science knowledge doesn't expand far past metabolism, why would these two be working at the Bumblyburg Science Labs? 

"Because we wanted to see space aliens!" 

This is pretty clear since Jerry is wearing Spock ears. I have to say, I have mad respect for anyone who wears merch to a science lab! I hope Jerry's not too upset for me posting this for all the internet to see, though. Be proud of your nerdiness, Jerry!

LarryBoy Super Shorts: Fly By Might (2002)

 

Image credit: my own DVD.

 

This GIF says it all (and boy, was it hard to make!) The Cucumber of Steel had dealt with that pesky fly for the last time. Apparently, his plungers have their own TIE Fighter-like targeting system. It's hard not to look at this and say, "I have you now" in Darth Vader's voice!

 

Unfortunately, LarryBoy didn't win this battle. The fly evidently had Force powers of his own!

Lutfi's Fanciful Flannelgraph: The Story Of St. Patrick (2004)

 

Image credit: my own DVD.

 

 "Now Ireland was the land of the Druids, and the people there spoke a different language. But we'll make believe that everyone spoke English, like Star Trek."
 

"Even the pigs?"
 

"No, not the pigs."
 

"OK." XD

Bully Trouble (2005)

 

Image credit: my own DVD.

 

This hilariously classic short episode isn't really parodying anything as far as I can tell. But pure, original space craziness is just as good as hilarious sci-fi nods. Anyone else sometimes quote Junior Spaceman's computer when making toast? 

"You are toast. You are warm bread cut at a diagonal that is subsequently spread with butter or jam."

"Your toast selections are: wheat, white, sourdough, honey wheat..."

And anyone else curious about Junior's space gizmo? I bet it's capable of more than just inflating enemies...

The Wonderful Wizard Of Ha's (2007)

 

Image credit: my own DVD.

 

You might think that this episode would be the least likely to include a sci-fi reference, but just like the enchanted poppies in the original film, a good Star Wars quote is hard to resist! 

When distracted by a field of puppies (and rightfully so, those little guys are adorable!), Scarecrow urges them to, "Stay on target, stay on target...", which may sounds familiar to those who recall the Battle of Yavin at the end of Star Wars Episode IV. It's very subtle, but it's so great! The Star Wars-nerdy side of me can't get over it!

 

Princess And The Popstar (2011)

 

Image credit: my own DVD.

 

In space, you never know what you might encounter. Mutant aliens, kissing aliens, robo-pogos gone crazy! Having a communicator is vital, even if it happens to be your sister's peaPod (yes, that's what they're called).

"I'm sensing a lifeform... I hope it's friendly-- AHH MUTANT ALIEN!!" 

I think I'm going to need to write a Pepper appreciation blog sometime, but that's not important now. What's important is, don't leave home without your peaPod!

 

The Little Drummer Boy (2011)

 

Image credit: my own DVD.

 

VeggieTales and Star Wars are two of my most favorite things, so upon on my first viewing of this episode, I was half geeking out and half giggling to see such a boldly silly Star Wars gag!

"CUKE SKYWALKER!"
 

 "That's 'Magi' not 'Jedi'!"
 

*Gestures to camel wearing landspeeder-esque ship* "Can I still keep my sandspeeder?"
 

"Probably not."
 

*Holds fork* "May the fork be with you?"
 

"PLEASE STOP."
 

The way Archibald says that bit at the end... I can't watch this scene without laughing!

 

"Floating" Short (2014)

 

 

This little gem of animation that is strangely absent from the Veggies in Space DVD is very clearly a nod to Gravity, and you don't need to have seen it to know!

I love that dramatic narration at the beginning... gravity is indeed a harsh reality!

 

Veggies In Space: The Fennel Frontier (2014)

 

Image credit: my own DVD.

 

I literally can't name all the references in this one -- and not just because I'm not as heavily-versed in science fiction as I ought to be. But that's just part of the reason it's a fantastic episode! 

On top of all the fun sci-fi nods, they put so so much beautiful, fun detail into this one with all the new robots, aliens, ships, and a whole planet! (Anybody else realize that Tootanny is almost Star Wars' "Tatooine" in reverse?) But in case you haven't seen it yet, I won't go and spoil anything else for you... you'll just have to take my word for it! :) If only they'd made an audio commentary for this one...

So, there you have it: more reasons to admire Big Idea's endless creativity! Anyone craving some M&Ns and pudding? Um... you got any to share?

GMUS & <3sUVM,
 - Chandler