November 5th, 2018
I get it... God's the biggest, and He's on my team!
- Junior Asparagus, Tales From The Crisper (Where's God When I'm S-Scared?)
Past Quotes of the Week:
October 14th, 2014
Otis The Elevated (Lunt): You got lucky, Duke, but watch out for yourself this time!
Duke Duke (Larry): No Otis, I'm looking out for someone else first. That's true love!
- Duke And The Great Pie War
July 31st, 2014
Pa: "I think that's enough skating. My dogs are barking."
Lunt: "YOU BROUGHT DOGS TO THE SKATING RINK??"
Pa: "It's a euphemism; it means feet."
Lunt: "YOU BROUGHT FEET TO THE SKATING RINK??"
- Bob & Larry Sing The 70's
June 5th, 2014
Junior: "*Gasps* A popcorn ball meteor!"
Bob: "The worst kind!"
Larry: "Um, would that be caramel or cheese? 'Cause I don't like that cheese stuff very much; it gets stuck in my tooth."
Scooter: "IT MAKES PRECIOUS LITTLE DIFFERENCE WHEN IT HITS YOU AT 5000 MILES AN HOUR!"
Larry: "Ah, good point."
- Are You My Neighbor: The Gourds Must Be Crazy
May 22nd, 2014
"If you want to hear the Lord say 'Well Done', then you'll have to do what He asks,"- The Angel (Pa Grape), Gideon: Tuba Warrior
October 13th, 2012:
"Boot, you transistorized tormentor! BOOT!"
-Alfred (Archibald Asparagus), LarryBoy and the Fib from Outer Space
June 2nd, 2012
Mr. Lunt: "Watch your tongue matey, or we'll have to... what'll we do?"
Larry: "We won't do anything. We're the Pirates That Don't Do Anything, remember?"
Mr. Lunt: "Oh, that's right."
Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie
February 4th, 2012
Mr. Lunt: "Actually boss, I think the tomato is sitting."
Rack (Bob): "I'm standing."
Mr. Lunt: "Sitting!"
Rack: "Look, this is sitting, and this is standing. I'm standing."
Mr. Lunt: "Okay, he's standing."
Rack, Shack and Benny
December 24th, 2011
"The real star of Christmas isn't something you can steal. In fact, it isn't something at all."
-Edmund (Junior), The Star of Christmas
December 17th, 2011
Mr. Lunt: "If bad songs were chew toys, I'd be chewing on a big rubber shoe with a frizzy rope hanging off the end with a little dingley ball rolling around inside going ding a ling a ling."
Bob: "What is that suppose to mean?"
Mr. Lunt: "I'm so snarly! Am I not engagingly despicable?"
The Incredible Singing Christmas Tree
December 11th, 2011
(trying to find a rhyme for "possum") "Schlossum... crossum... tra-la-la-la-lossum..."
-Millward (Larry), The Star of Christmas
October 8th, 2011
"There is a woman in Ninevah, is there not? A beautiful young asparagus? She is waiting there for you, no? You were promised to be married, but your job is now in the way. The woman's father is the head of an international ring of camel thieves! This very day you set sail for Tarshish to deliver a message that will break the back of the camel thieves, but in the process will break the heart of the woman you love! Insight runs very deep in my family. Do not worry, the first one is free."
-Khalil, Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie
October 1st, 2011
(singing) "Look at us we're walking rocks. We don't wear any shoes or socks. La la la la..."
-Elliot (Larry), The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie
September 24th, 2011
"I laughed, I cried, it moved me Bob."
-LarryBoy, Dave and the Giant Pickle
September 17th, 2011
"Oh my goodness! The youth pastor is stuck in the baptismal!"
-Lewis (Larry), 'Twas the Night Before Easter
September 3rd, 2011
Lewis (Bob): "It looks just like your other duckies."
King George (Larry): "What? Hold your tongue infidel! This is the most perfect ducky the world has ever known!"
King George and the Ducky
August 23rd, 2011
Bob: "'With God, all things are possible.' Matthew 19:26."
Larry: "Great, because I've always wanted to be a chicken! Do you think God would turn me into a chicken?"
Dave and the Giant Pickle
July 18th, 2011
Darby (Junior): "Tutu too?"
Splenda (Madame Blueberry): "Tutu too!"
The Wonderful Wizard of Ha's
July 11th, 2011
Laura: "You're a talking weed!"
Rumor Weed: "I'm a talking weed, you're a talking carrot. Your point was?"
LarryBoy and the Rumor Weed
June 27th, 2011
"My name is Khalil. I am a caterpillar. But that is only half true. My mother was a caterpillar, my father was a worm. But I'm okay with that now."
-Khalil, Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie
June 1st, 2011
Larry: "Hold me Bob!"
Bob: "I would if I could man!"
Madame Blueberry
May 24th, 2011
"What was that? 'Oh, there's a bird, let's jump on him! Maybe he'll fly us around wherever we want to go! Maybe he'll serve us drinks and little bags of peanuts!' Get your own ride!"
-The Eagle, Lord of the Beans
May 7th, 2011
"So I repaired the chaffing dish and sent the chef out to get another jar of pickled herring! And the dinner party was saved!"
-Alfred (Archibald), LarryBoy and the Rumor Weed
April 24th, 2011
"The hope of Easter is life everlasting, if you believe in who He is and what He did for you. If you believe."
-Hope, An Easter Carol
April 11th, 2011
"God made all those stars out of nothing. He just went 'phbp' and there they were!"
-Larry, Where's God When I'm S-scared
April 2nd, 2011
"You gotta help me! I've been kidnapped by a bug!"
-Ebenezer Nezzer (Mr. Nezzer), An Easter Carol
March 12th, 2011
"I wanted to play Mousetrap. You roll your dice, you move your mice. Nobody gets hurt."
-Bob, The Toy That Saved Christmas
March 4th, 2011
"I'm Bob, I'm a tomato and I'm here to help you."
-Bob, Where's God When I'm S-scared?
February 23rd, 2011
Tom: "How are we clapping?"
Pa: "I have no idea."
Josh and the Big Wall
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